Patience Pays Big Dividends
Two hundred and seventy minutes.. Four and one half hours. Day nine, high up in the old choke cherry triangle. Buttsore. Stiff. Not bored, but horny for action.
I just knew bucks had to be running wild this morning. Dark skies, cold, damp air. Steady nor’west winds. I could taste spawn in the oxygen. I could smell it. The ponytail was at full mast and I was bug-eyed, nostrils flaring. The old wounded rock and roll ears were hearing perfectly once again. My squinty middle-aged eyes were seeing like an eagle. I sensed the oak leaves dying and the barometer falling. My instincts were on fire. Predator Teditor in all his glory. But getting impatient. Where are all the damn deer? Should I gargle Tedstosterone?

Nugent with late-day buck of a lifetime.
It happened all at once, as if He pulled a switch. A huge ten pointer busted out of the pinegrove in hot pursuit of a small yearling doe. Tailgating their vapor trail was another big bruiser with at least eight tall tines on his heavy, wide rack. A deep guttural grunt cut the fall air and the threesome vanished into the dark timber. Getting exciting now! Yet another good eight point brought up the rear, and I stopped him cold in his tracks with a deep burp from my ribbed A-WAY gruntcall. He stared my way, ears erect and statue still. Twenty feet high in my sturdy API treestand, I and my Mossy Oak camo blended into the background of trees and scattered leaves.
He began walking directly towards my ambush perch. I slowly raised my bow, anticipating the shot when the doe ran out of the pines between us. He was off and running with a noseful of hot wang dang sweet doe tang, in heat, on the hoof. Who could blame him?
Uh oh! Directly downwind stood another large doe. The Buck Stop Wang Dang Sweet Doe Tang and Autumn Scent spray worked flawlessly, and she became the perfect decoy! Just 150 yards away, a huge-bodied buck began thrashing an autumn olive bush, antlers flashing. I examined him in with my compact Leupold binoculars as he took out his frustrations on the unsuspecting autumn olive tangles.
I figured he felt left out of the fun and games, so I cupped a hand over my mouth and gave a loud, sexy, high doe bleat. The buck stopped his aggressions and looked my way. He saw the doe behind me, and here he comes! YOWSA! At a fast trot, nose down and grunting, he was hellbent for the she-deer call. I readied my bow as Tim Hart, videographer for our Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild TV show, began rolling tape on one of the most exciting events you can experience in the wild.
The big buck covered the distance in moments and was now broadside, hesitating. He was 22 yards away, head up, radaring the surroundings. I was already at full draw, pulling with my back muscles, as he stepped clear of the few limbs that obscured his vitals. My 440-grain arrow was in and out of his chest in a flash. Nantucket slayride of the senses.
It was over in an instant. He scrambled to the edge of the dense autumn olive stand, paused and leapt a last mighty leap into the grove. And all was silent. A woodpecker called nearby. The Great Spirit had smiled down upon me and all the woodland creatures around. And it was good.
Tim and I had started out that morning in the pitch-black pre-dawn stillness, sitting silently 20 feet up in the middle of a big woodlot. A line of tall, straight cherry trees ran along a ridge of ancient white oaks. My observations of beautiful bucks over the last month gave us grand expectations, particularly with the rut coming on strong. According to theory, the does would still be feeding on the remnant acorns of the darker forest. Romeo bucks would be staking them out for that intense window of herbivorous courtship. But after three and a half hours of waiting, we were beginning to have doubts.
Our statue-still vigil gave way to sore butts. We were bewildered as to where all the deer might be on such a perfecto morning. Around 9:30 we descended and opted for plan B. We saw one grand buck flash by through the thickets, and our spirits soared. Keeping wind direction in mind, we headed for an old reliable ambush site–and were ultimately rewarded with the lifetime thrill just described.
The moral? A hunter has to stay out there if he wants to get a buck. He won’t find one back at camp as he sits in front of the fire. There’s a growing belief among trophy deer hunters that the killer time to get a dominant buck is mid to late morning rather than the traditional first and last hours of shooting light each day. I intend to try those alternative hours more often as my deer-hunting adventures continue.
Give it a shot. Maybe this tactic spells backstraps and improved hornage for you. You may be the same old dog, but it never hurts to try new tricks.